I'm not gonna lie...
I was curled up in a ball laughing so hard because the 'preloader' said "Loaderizing" and even more than that, the really crappy "Whoops" coupled with the really crappy animation that froze midway. and then I see Weirdal365's review and that just made me laugh even more.
But this does not excuse yourself from receiving a score of NONE.
I think you can do much better if you spend more than 15 minutes on it (unless this was an attempt at making awkwardly funny spam. If that's the case, then you nailed it)